Draft Recommendations
After my last post, I had a comment requesting draft recommendations.
So, here they are:
1) First and foremost, have fun. And like the picture said in my last post, Eat - Drink - Draft. And if your league mates are after your same players, have them Drink some more!
2) Keep the conversation on topic and appropriate for the occasion. Discussing family, women, booze, sports, music, entertainment, etc. is all acceptable, but discussing work is not. Discussing work is grounds for immediate removal from the party at which point your selections will be made at the discretion of your league commissioner.
3) Bathroom breaks are only allowed immediately after your selection in any given round. And only liquid breaks please. No Albert breaks and under no circumstances no stinkies.
4) Using the "T J Whosyourmomma" joke is grounds for everyone in the room to toss various projectiles in your general direction.
And last but certainly not least. . .
5) Having ESPN, SportsCenter, Any Football Game, or Rock Music / Videos are perfectly acceptable and even necessary for complementing the occasion. But, not just any music / video.
Please choose from the following:
• Led Zeppelin
• Pearl Jam
• Rolling Stones
• Metallica
• Aerosmith
• AC/DC circa 1975-1980
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Eminem
• Incubus
• Anything else you consider bad ass in the rock and roll or hip hop genres
Please burn and break anything remotely like the following:
• The Jonas Brothers
• Katy Perry
• Miley Cyrus
• The Backstreet Boys
• O-Town
• Britney Spears
• Justin Bieber
• Anything featuring Justin Bieber
• Any artist that rhymes with Justin Bieber
• Anthing that makes others stop and say out loud, "Wait...is this Justin Bieber?!?!"
Oh, and if you were hoping for some insight into draft strategy beyond drafting the best person available for a position . . .
Here is mine for my Borderless Team this year . . .
8 - 6 - 4
A special Kudos to the first person to figure this one out . . .
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