I've Been Busy...
Well, it’s the winter of the sports world now. You know the time between the NFL season, March Madness, opening day for Baseball and the start of our fair weather sports such as Golf.
I know, Hockey and the NBA are in full swing, but with hundreds of games to be played before anything really counts, it’s hard to truly get excited.
So, this could only mean one thing… tax season again!
Many of us are faced with the possibility of having to pay money back to the government for taxes we owe. Some of us are lucky enough to be getting tax money back.
Well, I’ve come up with a plan that not only entitles us to never pay taxes again but to stay out of jail too!
Become a public servant who works to form the laws and policies of our cities, states and national government!
The evidence is clear.
Tim Geithner - not paid $35,000 in self-employment taxes for several years
Tom Daschle - did not pay taxes on an additional $83,333 that he earned as a consultant
Nancy Killefer - a $946.69 tax lien on her home for failure to pay unemployment compensation tax on household help
And last but certainly not least…
Former DC Mayor Marion Barry - failing to file his tax returns from 1999 to 2004 – did not file on time in 2005 and has either not filed or failed to file his taxes on time for the eighth time in nine years.
When questioned about this, Mr. Barry said that he had “been busy” working at his job on the council.
3 comments:
I think this time of year is appropriately
known as Sports Purgatory!
Apart from the occasional "big must see game" there really isn't much.
But at least this year there is All A-Rod TV!
I look forward to this time of year to get caught up on my hockey watching...but I live about 40 minutes from "Hockeytown" and the Red Wings are the best thing going in hockey over the last 20 years, so that's a good thing for me.
As far as this not paying taxes bit...it just might work. That, or we could just follow New Hampshire's lead and start talking about revolutions and such...
Yeah, but the Caps are the best thing going in hockey now... ;-)
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