Gotta Go?
Mel Kiper Jr. doesn't do bathroom breaks.
And, judging by his jerky behavior and speach, he probably does not drink decaf either...
Just look at this short clip, he never stops moving and is constantly looking like he needs to get up and go somewhere.
And here is an interesting little tid bit from the article in the Post...
... even when he sits...his foot will be shaking uncontrollably. It goes a mile a minute, and it won't stop...Joe Theismann, once wondered aloud whether New York City experiences earthquakes...
I don't know about you, but I've seen this almost everyday in my house.
The 4 year old will be dancing in front of the TV watching his favorite show or playing a video game and we will ask...
"William, do you have to go potty?"
"no"
"William, remember, pee pee poopoo in the potty.?
"no"
A little while longer and a little more dancing...
"William,"
"OK, Gotta Go!!!"
And he's off to the races.
Hey Mel, that is why they make commercial breaks.
+-+Copy.jpg)
1 comments:
There's little doubt in my mind Mel Kiper is the main reason Starbuck's sales jumped 9% last quarter. Notice the buggy eyes, too? Dude does not sleep. How did he get his job? What credentials does he have? He's sort of like a weatherman -- he can be wrong all the time and still keeps his job. What a sweet gig!! I'm in the wrong line of work.
Post a Comment