Poor poor pitiful me

Queue the Linda Ronstadt music...

Because I bet a few weeks ago, or even a few years ago, you (Mr. Tiger Woods) were not sorry.

Oh these women won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe woe is me

Poor Poor Pitiful me.

Sorry Tiger, but the last time I checked...

Getting caught was not the Sinful Transgression...


However, getting caught by a golf cart while driving a 400 horsepower Cadillac Escalade is ...