Abandon ye all hope!!!
Abandon ye all your cars!!!
It's the first snow of the season in the DC metro area!!!
Cancel all extra activities, parades, group therapy sessions and schools!!!
Run for the nearest 7-11 or Grocery store!!!
Stock up on Beer, Chips, Milk, Ice Cream, Ice Melt, snow shovels, sleds and Toilet Paper!!!
Start up the fire place, don't forget to open the chimney flue, sit back, turn on the TV, or the Christmas music, and enjoy the weekend.
Oh and if you happen to work for the same company I do...
Trudge out to the holiday party tonight...
Hope the baby sitter shows up...