Fun Strip Friday

There was this Phineas and Ferb page on facebook that had a joke contest earlier this week.

If you know the old golf joke about the golfer pausing for a moment of silence as the hearse went by, then you know which joke won.

I thought it was lame.

Here are some of the others that I liked better...



A man was taking a survey and asked a woman this question:
Man: Do you have sex?
Woman: Excuse me, That’s my business!
Man: Oh, so you’re a professional...



How many ‘D’s are there in Indiana Jones?
First person answered: 1
Correct!
Next person answered: 1
Correct again!
Next person answered: 33
Huh? how in the world did you ever come up with that?
Da DaDaDaa dadada Da dadadaa dadadaaa ...



A husband and wife were vacationing in the holy land when the wife suddenly died.
The mortician said we can send her back with you to the states for $5,000 or
We can give her a beautiful burial here in the holy land for $150.
The husband thought about this for a while and said, send her back for $5000.
The mortician asked why?
Well, a long time ago you guys buried someone here and he came back to life.
I just don’t want to take the chance...



A brunet walked up to a magical mirror and proclaimed that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
At this, the mirror swooshed her into a vortex because she was lying.
A redhead walked up to the mirror and said that she was the most beautiful!
Same thing, swoosh!
A blond walked up to the mirror and said,
I think ...
Swoosh!

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Failure

Please take a moment to join me in a show of support for this most excellent Facebook page!

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Status Update...

Seems a robber is well connected on the internet, except... HE FORGOT TO LOG OFF!!!

IDIOT!

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Whoami?

OK, in addition to this blog, I also recently (as of this year) started on Facebook.

One of the things about Facebook is all these stupid viral quiz's. And despite my severe allergic reaction to these viral things, I have actually done a couple of them and posted the results on my Facebook profile.

So, who am I?



Here are the results of:
What NFL Player I am?
What Plastic Army Man I am?
and
What's My Ninja Name?























and last and certainly least of the viral quiz's...
My ABC's

A - Age: 47
B - Bed size: Just Right
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning the Kids garbage - Especially Alaina's
D - Pets' names: Pepsi, Hero
(hey, how is “D” for “pet”?) This quiz was obviously put together by a dog lover...
E - Essential start your day item: Sunrise
F - Favorite color: Blue or Green
G - Gold or Silver: The gold ring on my finger suites me just fine.
H - Height: 6' ish
I - Instruments you play(ed): piano; guitar
J - Job title: Jack of All Trades - Master of None
K - Kid(s): We thought about eight is enough... but thats already been taken. So we've stopped with 5.
L - Last Book Read: Don't Let the Chicken Drive the Bus!
M - Mom's Name: Janet
N - Nicknames: Tiger, Nerf, Herman, Jack...
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: 1 month and sometime around 7ish
P - Pet Peeve: Bejeweled Blitz Champions... ;-) and viral apps
Q - Quote from a movie: Latest Star Trek - "your father was captain for 12 minutes, saved 800 lives - including your own. I dare you to do better"
Song Quote - "you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave"
S - Siblings: What are those?
T - Time you wake up: When the kids do!
U- Underwear: usually... ;-)
V - Vegetable you dislike: The white stuff that's kinda like Broccoli...but not...
W - Ways you run late: when I walk...
X - X-rays you've had: Basically anything from the waist up...
Y - Yummy food you make: Ice Cream and Chocolate Syrup
Z - Zoo favorite: Anything that makes folks go ewwww!

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