Gotta Go?

Mel Kiper Jr. doesn't do bathroom breaks.

And, judging by his jerky behavior and speach, he probably does not drink decaf either...

Just look at this short clip, he never stops moving and is constantly looking like he needs to get up and go somewhere.



And here is an interesting little tid bit from the article in the Post...

... even when he sits...his foot will be shaking uncontrollably. It goes a mile a minute, and it won't stop...Joe Theismann, once wondered aloud whether New York City experiences earthquakes...

I don't know about you, but I've seen this almost everyday in my house.

The 4 year old will be dancing in front of the TV watching his favorite show or playing a video game and we will ask...

"William, do you have to go potty?"

"no"

"William, remember, pee pee poopoo in the potty.?

"no"

A little while longer and a little more dancing...

"William,"

"OK, Gotta Go!!!"

And he's off to the races.

Hey Mel, that is why they make commercial breaks.

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With Friends Like These...

Who needs an enemy?

Vinny Cerrato among those who like Jimmy Clausen


And if that alone were not enough...

Draft analyst Mel Kiper has praised Clausen ... and believes he can become a top NFL quarterback.

Note to self: If either of these people ever publically recommend me for anything... I think I'll shoot myself.

To my wife: Don't worry. I'll probably live a long time...

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