The Future is Now !!!
Pardon me while I bang my head!
Dan Snyder owns the Washington Redskins.
BANG
He is younger than me...
BANG
He owns a NFL Franchise worth over 1 Billion Dollars.
BANG
The last owner lived into his 80's and owned the Redskins for 30 years.
DOUBLE BANG Ouch!
I don't have a Billion Dollars, and Danny Boy is probably going to live a LONG LONG time.
I know how long 30 - 40 years is.
Just how long is a Billion?
About a billion minutes ago, the Roman Empire was in full swing. (One billion minutes is about 1,900 years.)
About a billion hours ago, we were living in the Stone Age. (One billion hours is about 114,000 years.)
About a billion months ago, dinosaurs walked the earth. (One billion months is about 82 million years.)
My head is beginning to hurt again...
When is Washington ever going to get relief from this ownership?
RELIEF?
Did I say Relief?
Hey, I seem to remember something about economic relief...
Now I know where to get a Billion plus dollars!
We need another Bail-Out !!!
A Redskin Bail-Out!
After all, it is just a drop in the bucket for the Feds.
Don't believe me?
Check this out...
Here is the Socialist plan...
There is also a great capitalistic opportunity! Think of the marketing ploys, commercial possibilities and such from the corporate free enterprise market too!
I sense a grass roots campaign starting...
1 comments:
1 Billion = the amount of chicken wings Andy Reid and Rex Ryan can consume in a single sitting.
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